Fans and Kink
Leave a commentJuly 23, 2014 by synapticwolf
Hey Spinners! Hey Perverts! And hey, hey, hey to my favorite category of people: Spinner perverts!
Lets talk about. . .
Fans!
Nope, not quite. . .
Still not there. . .
Boom! That’s it! Thanks, FloFox!
The art form best described as “dancing around with fans” has a long and mildly sordid history.
From Spain. . .
Flamenco hotness
To South Korea. . .
Pink silk group choreography hotness
To burlesque. . .
Naked with ostrich feathers hotness. In other words: straight up hotness.
When I started spinning fire seven years ago, fans had a reputation as a sort of spinning lite options for sexy ladies – usually belly dancers – who wanted to dabble in fire dance. You set them on fire, you opened them dramatically and you waved them around to show off your body/moves/costume.
Pictured: The body, moves and costume of Tara Mcmanus.
My, but times have changed.
Pictured: the body, moves, costume and TECH of Tara McManus.
From midwestern innovator Grimm Zimmer bringing his tech out west and trailblazer Memory Elena operating in close conjunction with the Vulcan, the spin spread east and has now taken hold in the imagination of the most mathematically-minded of spinners worldwide. Today, fans are a legitimate tech object.
Artistic rendering of worldwide tech. NOT REAL SCIENCE.
So, how does the average tech fan spinner like to get down? Well according to the 228 fan spinners who responded to my pervy poll. . .
This is pretend science. That’s why it’s being published on a snarky blog instead of in a scientific journal.
Slutty, slutty fan spinners! And really, no matter how far fan tech has come in the last several years, are you surprised to learn that people who put their time into the artform that most beautifully shows off their bodies are also into receiving sexual attention? Receiving sexual attention from people of all genders, I might add. Fan spinners are our most bisexual flow artists so far.
They’re into the B, the D, the S and the M with special emphasis on the D and the M. They’re into oral sex. They’re into sex with sex toys.
Who-hoo! Set yourself free! Pick up a set of fans today!
Or if picking up fans sounds like too much work, just pick up a fan spinner!
SheWolf Shakti 