August 9, 2014 by synapticwolf
For those of you just joining us, I’ve embarked on a semi-scientific study to correlate what props people spin with the deepest yearnings of their loins. So far I’ve reported on the sexual proclivities of rope dart spinners, contact staff spinners, traditional staff spinners, dragon staff spinners, contact sphere mmanipulators, s-staff spinners, and fan spinners. Now, however, I’m going to skip forward a whole bunch of props and just hit you with that most metal of the fire skillz, the dangerous, aggressive and intoxicating art of
Fire breathing is simultaneously the simplest and the most dangerous of all the fire arts. The number of things that can go horrifically wrong – or, I suspect, the eventual carcinogenic effects if everything goes right – is astounding.
Fire breathers take fuel into their mouths so that they can feel powerful and people will look at them.
At any rate, one thing I think we can all agree on is this:
Fire breathers are some crazy-ass motherfuckers.
So how does that craziness translate in to freakiness?
Here are the uncrunched numbers of fire breathers as compared to my non-fire breathing control group of spinners and circus freaks sick enough to answer my survey. (A quick reminder: that’s 1076 of you who answered this.) Taking a sexually submissive role is the only thing that fire breathers AREN’T inordinately into. They seem to be especially into all the stuff on the commanding/controlling end of the BDSM spectrum. They like everything about pain – especially giving it! – and they are heavily into dominant role play.
Here are some more things that fire breathers seem to like more than other flow artists (and yes, I just called fire breathing a flow art): *followed by some irresponsible conjuncture and commentary.* They like bondage *specifically, tying people up,* they like exhibitionism *duh,* they like anal sex, *especially when it hurts,* and they’re into sex toys *or anything that they find and choose to use as a sex toy.* Whew! Is it getting hot in here or what?